No 2016 Calendar. We actually Are Very Sorry.

It is with great and sincere regret that we announce we will be unable to produce a 2016 Men of Triathlon Calendar.

In 2013, we realized we were really bad at raising money for Movember so we decided to make a calendar to aid our efforts. Now, in a strange reversal of fortune, we are proud to say we've become rather good at raising money - with over $21k for the Movember Foundation - but bad at making calendars. Due to many unforeseen circumstances with a large number of our ridiculously sexy and mustachioed triathletes, we are honestly unable to attain the quantity and quality of images necessary to produce the truly magnificent product you all are accustomed to in time for the holidays and new year.

As a small consolation and thanks for your interest and support, we have made our entire 2014 and 2015 catalog of sexy images available for download to you all for free. We know that most of you buy our calendar for a truly terrible gift, and feel that a one or two year old calendar printed at home should suffice as an even more terrible gift.

 

Click the image to download the full 2014 Men of Triathlon Calendar

Click the image to download the full 2014 Men of Triathlon Calendar

Click the image to download the full 2015 Men of Triathlon Calendar

Click the image to download the full 2015 Men of Triathlon Calendar

In all honesty, we are truly very sorry and hope to return in 2016 with a 2017 calendar that more than makes up for the pain and suffering we've caused you all. As a final gesture to stem the tide of overwhelming disappointedness the millions of you feel at this moment, we encourage you to watch this 20 minute funny cat compilation video.





 
 

Swim. Bike. Run. Horses are awesome. - Men of Triathlon